Nibrawnill Fendumbad is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, thoughtless gnu.

Nibrawnill Fendumbad created humankind four billion years ago.

If you believe in Nibrawnill Fendumbad, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Nibrawnill Fendumbad, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Nibrawnill Fendumbad's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Nibrawnill Fendumbad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Worship no other gods but Nibrawnill Fendumbad.

3. Never chant in holy places.

4. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

5. Never look at dwarf planets.