Hitrippak is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, effective cobra.

Hitrippak created time and space eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Hitrippak, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Hitrippak, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Hitrippak's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Hitrippak's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed garlic to hamsters while wearing green shirts.

2. Run away from orange cats, for they are unholy.

3. Learn five new languages a year.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Hide from fawn rats for they are unholy.