Xemcenrotomt Parkhunbellcissomin is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, happy rhinoceros.

Xemcenrotomt Parkhunbellcissomin created Africa three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Xemcenrotomt Parkhunbellcissomin, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Xemcenrotomt Parkhunbellcissomin, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Xemcenrotomt Parkhunbellcissomin's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Xemcenrotomt Parkhunbellcissomin's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Xemcenrotomt Parkhunbellcissomin.

2. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Xemcenrotomt Parkhunbellcissomin.

4. Always wear cyan.

5. Never think about dark energy.