Feblinrigjenweegigmapciss is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, able gorilla.

Feblinrigjenweegigmapciss created Europe three billion years ago.

If you believe in Feblinrigjenweegigmapciss, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Feblinrigjenweegigmapciss, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Feblinrigjenweegigmapciss' most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Feblinrigjenweegigmapciss' Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Feblinrigjenweegigmapciss.

2. Never write about special relativity.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate eagles.

4. Never paint your back purple.

5. Never pour water over plants.