Gubquillbonlapxincipkon is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, humane snake.

Gubquillbonlapxincipkon created bats eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Gubquillbonlapxincipkon, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Gubquillbonlapxincipkon, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Gubquillbonlapxincipkon's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Gubquillbonlapxincipkon's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant black sculpture of Gubquillbonlapxincipkon in the centre of the settlement.

2. Retreat if four moths approach from the west.

3. Never write about photosynthesis.

4. Gubquillbonlapxincipkon loves bats, so they must be honoured.

5. Erect five silver sculptures of Gubquillbonlapxincipkon on top of important buildings.