Fedsabtarg is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, unsympathetic slug.

Fedsabtarg created oxygen three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fedsabtarg, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Fedsabtarg, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Fedsabtarg's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Fedsabtarg's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never wear magenta shirts.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never think about ultrasonics near moths while wearing mauve corsets and balancing five platinum spheres on your head.