Tafhabtal is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, all-knowing parrot.

Tafhabtal created viruses two years ago.

If you believe in Tafhabtal, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Tafhabtal, it will ignore you.

Tafhabtal's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Tafhabtal's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill porpoises.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never think about stars.

4. Hide if five doves approach from the east.

5. Do not listen to music.