Dandavflam is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, sapient ant.

Dandavflam created a photon four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dandavflam, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Dandavflam, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Dandavflam's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Dandavflam's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick dogs.

2. You must never eat aubergines.

3. Never paint your back blue.

4. Never think about quantum gravity.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.