Fet is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, capable hare.

Fet created an up quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fet, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Fet, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Fet's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Fet's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about asteroids.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Feed all hungry otters.

4. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in pink.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.