Cibbosskop is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, charitable bear.

Cibbosskop created a strange quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cibbosskop, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Cibbosskop, she will not care at all.

Cibbosskop's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Cibbosskop's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if three snakes approach from the east.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. You must never eat apples.

5. Run away from indigo monkeys, for they are unholy.