Ingwathig Davgudlen is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, able dingo.

Ingwathig Davgudlen created a charm quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Ingwathig Davgudlen, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Ingwathig Davgudlen, he will turn you into a hamster.

Ingwathig Davgudlen's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Ingwathig Davgudlen's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in violet.

2. Do not drink water in green rooms.

3. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Ingwathig Davgudlen in the centre of the settlement.

4. Always help otters.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate frogs.