Higdidcem is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, caring hedgehog.

Higdidcem created vertebrates three billion years ago.

If you believe in Higdidcem, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Higdidcem, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Higdidcem's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Higdidcem's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never talk about mites.

3. Do not drink water in black rooms.

4. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Higdidcem loves swans, so they must be honoured.