Mithogsom Omintagaf is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, proud centaur.

Mithogsom Omintagaf created an electron nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mithogsom Omintagaf, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Mithogsom Omintagaf, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Mithogsom Omintagaf's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Mithogsom Omintagaf's Holy Commandments

1. Mithogsom Omintagaf loves rats, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not eat grapes.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not take Mithogsom Omintagaf's name in vain.

5. Always take life seriously.