Weefot is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, omniscient frog.

Weefot created the world two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Weefot, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Weefot, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Weefot's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Weefot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill frogs.

2. Never talk about quantum mechanics.

3. Always wear green.

4. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a room before entering it.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.