Sabweegat is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, quiet crane.

Sabweegat created a down quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sabweegat, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Sabweegat, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Sabweegat's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Sabweegat's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed oranges to cats while wearing jumpers.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Ants are not to be trusted.

4. Never think about black holes.

5. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Sabweegat in the centre of the settlement.