Damwancab is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, humorless pigeon.

Damwancab created oxygen five million years ago.

If you believe in Damwancab, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Damwancab, he will ignore you.

Damwancab's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Damwancab's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about dwarf planets.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never talk about gravity near doves while wearing magenta trousers.

4. Never wear shirts.

5. Do not make images of living things.