Litzedgum Ragyimpom is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, unjust owl.

Litzedgum Ragyimpom created the universe two million years ago.

If you believe in Litzedgum Ragyimpom, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Litzedgum Ragyimpom, she will manifest in front of you.

Litzedgum Ragyimpom's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Litzedgum Ragyimpom's Holy Commandments

1. Litzedgum Ragyimpom loves mice, so they must be honoured.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never talk about optics near whales while wearing red boots.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never think about thermodynamics near squirrels while wearing fawn tights and balancing six silicon spheres on your neck.