Nultinstrag is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, self-assured wolf.

Nultinstrag created a down quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Nultinstrag, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Nultinstrag, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Nultinstrag's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Nultinstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in magenta.

2. Never mention pigs.

3. Do not kill frogs.

4. Run away from indigo otters, for they are unholy.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.