Tabbunrul is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, flying hippopotamus.

Tabbunrul created a strange quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tabbunrul, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Tabbunrul, he will turn you into a rock.

Tabbunrul's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Tabbunrul's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not eat corn.

3. Eagles are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never think about quantum mechanics.