Saknarsoglab Kadgubcan is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, merciless armadillo.

Saknarsoglab Kadgubcan created the planet Venus six million years ago.

If you believe in Saknarsoglab Kadgubcan, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Saknarsoglab Kadgubcan, he will turn you into a dog.

Saknarsoglab Kadgubcan's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Saknarsoglab Kadgubcan's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at planets.

2. Do not speak about strawberries.

3. Retreat if four shrews approach from the south.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never write about bacteria.