Wonfutjon is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, idiotic tortoise.

Wonfutjon created dark matter seven million years ago.

If you believe in Wonfutjon, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Wonfutjon, he will be very unhappy.

Wonfutjon's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Wonfutjon's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not jump in public.

3. Never mention porpoises.

4. Never think about electromagnetism.

5. Never wear shirts.