Guppadfodquartcapnelrag is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, impressive fox.

Guppadfodquartcapnelrag created bats nine million years ago.

If you believe in Guppadfodquartcapnelrag, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Guppadfodquartcapnelrag, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Guppadfodquartcapnelrag's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Guppadfodquartcapnelrag's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a building before entering it.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Guppadfodquartcapnelrag.

3. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in orange.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Feed all hungry manatees.