Voldinnul is a god.

It takes the form of a small, all-powerful octopus.

Voldinnul created the Virgo Supercluster five billion years ago.

If you believe in Voldinnul, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Voldinnul, it will remove you from existence.

Voldinnul's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Voldinnul's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from magenta voles for they are unholy.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never talk about aardvarks.

4. Never go into black rooms.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.