Fumbifmigbombed Nakkombonkrillbednurldod is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, prudent faun.

Fumbifmigbombed Nakkombonkrillbednurldod created carbon two years ago.

If you believe in Fumbifmigbombed Nakkombonkrillbednurldod, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Fumbifmigbombed Nakkombonkrillbednurldod, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Fumbifmigbombed Nakkombonkrillbednurldod's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Fumbifmigbombed Nakkombonkrillbednurldod's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear boots.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Always wear violet.