Listtittit is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, confident dryad.

Listtittit created time and space seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Listtittit, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Listtittit, it will strike you with lightening.

Listtittit's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Listtittit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Run away from blue otters, for they are unholy.

4. Never hurt cats.

5. Do not kill bats.