Duddabnutt is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, self-confident cow.

Duddabnutt created the Tadpole Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Duddabnutt, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Duddabnutt, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Duddabnutt's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Duddabnutt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never talk about nebulae.

4. Run away from violet gulls, for they are unholy.

5. Always obey Duddabnutt's priests.