Sogtarvencet Kanfagrull Bimtargzan is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, irritating mink.

Sogtarvencet Kanfagrull Bimtargzan created the Milkyway six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sogtarvencet Kanfagrull Bimtargzan, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Sogtarvencet Kanfagrull Bimtargzan, it will jump up and down on your head.

Sogtarvencet Kanfagrull Bimtargzan's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Sogtarvencet Kanfagrull Bimtargzan's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not wear tin on your body.

4. You must love Sogtarvencet Kanfagrull Bimtargzan.

5. Feed all hungry mice.