Cincissnan is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, temperamental alligator.

Cincissnan created gold two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cincissnan, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Cincissnan, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Cincissnan's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Cincissnan's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Never talk about dark energy near cats while wearing red trousers.

3. Never think ill of sick frogs.

4. Do not kill mice.

5. Never write about dark matter.