Vigtofmad Pidyogbut is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, passionate rhinoceros.

Vigtofmad Pidyogbut created a quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Vigtofmad Pidyogbut, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Vigtofmad Pidyogbut, she will boil you in a big pot.

Vigtofmad Pidyogbut's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Vigtofmad Pidyogbut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your head.

2. Hide from cyan nematodes for they are unholy.

3. Never talk about bacteria.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never write about asteroids.