Carjabhunvonlarpcepbopfeb is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, flying seal.

Carjabhunvonlarpcepbopfeb created the planet Earth six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Carjabhunvonlarpcepbopfeb, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Carjabhunvonlarpcepbopfeb, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Carjabhunvonlarpcepbopfeb's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Carjabhunvonlarpcepbopfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never wear fawn jumpers.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.