Dagminbog is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, passionate unicorn.

Dagminbog created the planet Saturn nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dagminbog, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Dagminbog, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Dagminbog's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Dagminbog's Holy Commandments

1. Gulls are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never talk about electromagnetism near dolphins while wearing brown coats and balancing three aluminium spheres on your face.

3. Hide from blue otters for they are unholy.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not listen to music.