Midyarttag is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, self-assured weasel.

Midyarttag created everything that exists six billion years ago.

If you believe in Midyarttag, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Midyarttag, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Midyarttag's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Midyarttag's Holy Commandments

1. Voles are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in mauve.

4. Always treat porpoises with great respect.

5. Do not take Midyarttag's name in vain.