Ladquafsaw is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, resourceful sheep.

Ladquafsaw created the cosmos five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ladquafsaw, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Ladquafsaw, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Ladquafsaw's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Ladquafsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never hurt capybaras.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Foxes are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never pour water over plants.