Nellhudtin Fobgarcun is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, deceitful jackal.

Nellhudtin Fobgarcun created matter eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nellhudtin Fobgarcun, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nellhudtin Fobgarcun, it will not invite you to parties.

Nellhudtin Fobgarcun's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Nellhudtin Fobgarcun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never talk about quantum field theory.

3. Never look at galaxies.

4. Nellhudtin Fobgarcun loves turtles, so they must be respected.

5. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Nellhudtin Fobgarcun on top of all buildings.