Libsitbop is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, tranquil snake.

Libsitbop created water two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Libsitbop, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Libsitbop, she will destroy your favourite star.

Libsitbop's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Libsitbop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat turnips.

2. Do not keep three foxes in a large pit.

3. Always look after injured manatees.

4. Never laugh in the presence of birds.

5. Never look at comets.