Pandodjab is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, awesome otter.

Pandodjab created the Sunflower Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pandodjab, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Pandodjab, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Pandodjab's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Pandodjab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum mechanics.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate manatees.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never write about spacetime.

5. Learn six new languages a year.