Bogstaflin is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, overgenerous centaur.

Bogstaflin created a photon eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bogstaflin, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Bogstaflin, it will come to you in dreams.

Bogstaflin's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Bogstaflin's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Erect six nickel sculptures of Bogstaflin on top of important buildings.

4. Always wear fawn.

5. Never feed beans to birds while wearing indigo scarves.