Yarlcudbig is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, clever wyrm.

Yarlcudbig created viruses eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yarlcudbig, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Yarlcudbig, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Yarlcudbig's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Yarlcudbig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.