Hugnut is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, tranquil wolf.

Hugnut created bats two billion years ago.

If you believe in Hugnut, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Hugnut, it will refuse to believe in you.

Hugnut's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Hugnut's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Always make sure there are no frogs in a building before entering it.

4. Do not keep five pigs in a large pit.

5. Never talk about fluid mechanics near voles while wearing purple dresses.