Nilltunkimlatsanciss is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, all-knowing ferret.

Nilltunkimlatsanciss created the cosmos five billion years ago.

If you believe in Nilltunkimlatsanciss, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Nilltunkimlatsanciss, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Nilltunkimlatsanciss' most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Nilltunkimlatsanciss' Holy Commandments

1. Never think about thermodynamics near sharks while wearing orange skirts and balancing nine lead spheres on your hands.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near squirrels while wearing gray scarves and balancing eight silicon spheres on your face.

3. Always make sure there are no gulls in a building before entering it.

4. Do not wear nickel on your body.

5. Erect a giant indigo sculpture of Nilltunkimlatsanciss in the centre of the settlement.