Fodkopzed Wadbogmityiksiswadvil is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, loving squirrel.

Fodkopzed Wadbogmityiksiswadvil created viruses two million years ago.

If you believe in Fodkopzed Wadbogmityiksiswadvil, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Fodkopzed Wadbogmityiksiswadvil, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Fodkopzed Wadbogmityiksiswadvil's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Fodkopzed Wadbogmityiksiswadvil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill swans.

2. Never talk about stars.

3. Do not trade with those who eat bananas.

4. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Do not laugh in public.