Lampodflig is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, caring salamander.

Lampodflig created silver seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Lampodflig, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Lampodflig, she will ignore you.

Lampodflig's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Lampodflig's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into green rooms.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never look at nebulae.

5. Do not commit murder.