Fabmiscan is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, staggering swallow.

Fabmiscan created a top quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fabmiscan, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Fabmiscan, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Fabmiscan's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Fabmiscan's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Fabmiscan on top of all buildings.

2. Always make sure there are no ants in a room before entering it.

3. Never mention rats.

4. Always help moths.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.