Nibpagdag is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, thoughtless chinchilla.

Nibpagdag created an up quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nibpagdag, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nibpagdag, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Nibpagdag's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Nibpagdag's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear violet stockings.

2. Worship no other gods but Nibpagdag.

3. You must pray to Nibpagdag eight times a day.

4. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in cyan.

5. Fast once a month.