Bopquatnad is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, narcissistic warg.

Bopquatnad created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bopquatnad, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Bopquatnad, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Bopquatnad's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Bopquatnad's Holy Commandments

1. Bopquatnad loves grasshopers, so they must be honoured.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Bopquatnad.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Always help cats in need.

5. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.