Pomwitrot is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, effective zebra.

Pomwitrot created matter two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pomwitrot, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Pomwitrot, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Pomwitrot's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Pomwitrot's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured foxes.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Run away if eight doves approach from the east.

4. Never think about nebulae.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near hamsters while wearing black shoes.