Xingildob is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, sage lion.

Xingildob created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xingildob, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Xingildob, she will not care at all.

Xingildob's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Xingildob's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never laugh near otters.

3. Pigs are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.