Zenragarf is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, smart spider.

Zenragarf created a bottom quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Zenragarf, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Zenragarf, she will be mildly annoyed.

Zenragarf's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Zenragarf's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Erect three platinum sculptures of Zenragarf on top of important buildings.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Always look after injured rats.

5. Hide from violet turtles for they are unholy.