Lik is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, bad-tempered dove.

Lik created viruses six billion years ago.

If you believe in Lik, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Lik, she will turn you into a goat.

Lik's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Lik's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about nucleic acids.

2. Never hurt doves.

3. Never feed limes to gulls while wearing white scarves.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Voles are unholy and should not be approached.