Yarbosskom is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, impressive dragon.

Yarbosskom created the universe four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yarbosskom, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Yarbosskom, he will turn you into a snail.

Yarbosskom's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Yarbosskom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Always treat capybaras with great respect.

5. Do not drink alcohol.